Kaisa!

She is a fucking moron, the most complete freaking retard I have ever seen. But she had nice tits tho’, at least under the covers when it was dark. I’m not so sure i want to see her naked in daylight.

Anyway, the story is as follows…

I met a cool chick Merx by a cool friend Sääsu and trough them somehow really weirdly i met this 17-year-old bitch, Kaisa. Well, she was nice at first and all that bullshit that them teenager always are. Unfortunately my dick leaded the way and my mind didn’t listen. So after chilling around and after a party staying a night at my place, things got a little bit too serious. First of all, she was fucking begging me to kiss her. I’m kind of romantic so it’s cool with me, i did that, yeah, she sucks at it. There were people in the room, too…so i couldn’t really fuck her to pieces, all i did, was touch her boobies. Which were nice.

Then, a week later i believe, she called me, saying ”can i come to your place?” – i was like, yeah, sure. She did, but unfortunately for her i was fucking busy with work and she really really wanted to fuck. Okay, yeah, i fingered her and got her rainforest functional again, but dang, why didn’t she do shit for me? I thought, shit..aight that about it, night then. And all of a sudden she turned into a major bitch, whoretastic motherfucker typo of a retard. Started insulting me in my own fucking home. I throw her out.

Now, a month or two after the weird and fucked-up experience, she ignored me kinda like 3 year olds ignore they’re parents. As in stepping on the floor too loudly, not speaking at all and so on. I wouldn’t really give a shit, but when me and some of my friends went to Merx’s place (Where Kaisa unfortunately lives, too) all hell broke loose. What, i can visit my friend no more because that bitch .. is a bitch? Yea fuck that shit, fucking whores. Sure hope she will fucking die a long and really sad-ass death as slut somewhere on the street.

I am…

Expect a lot of violent expressions and rude words on this blog. Because well, I am evil… and I’m meeting insane. All the guestions below have been answered by me and asked by my friend.

So, what was it that made you want to start a blog?

I think it was my addicted-like feeling to share the shitstorm that is tearing everything into billions of pieces in my head. But honestly, i’m not even sure anymore.

Why do you use a lot of rude language?

Because I hate a lot of things and it makes it easier to live on this fucked up planet of ours. Or is it ours?

Why do you hate a lot of things?

Is it me or your guestions are not prepared at all and you just take shit i throw on the field? – I had a shitty childhood, boohoo.

Describe yourself

Are you fucking kidding me? I would describe myself if i would be a freakin’ barbie doll who’s life only contains two elements, men and make-up. But i don’t like men and fuck i like make-up for? So i don’t know, take me as a nutjob or whatever, i don’t give a shit. Stay tuned.

What’s the future of this blog?

Probably creating content, don’t you think? Fuckin’ idiot. And hopefully, in a year or two, i turn into a normal person. If not, i will probably end up in jail or dead. Yay for me.